Understanding wife - Funny Story - Author Unknown

A man walking along a California beach was deep in  prayer. Suddenly the sky  clouded above his head and, 
in a booming voice,
 the Lord said, "Because you have 
TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant 
you one wish." 

The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive 
over anytime I want." 

The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. 
Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of 
undertaking. The supports required to reach the 
bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would 
take! It will nearly exhaust several natural 
resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to 
justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little 
more time and think of something that would honor and 
glorify me." 

The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he 
said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I 
want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking 
when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, 
what she means when she says 'nothing's wrong,' and 
how I can make a woman truly happy."
After a little thought the Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"